Last one to post in this thread wins!

95% of my utilities bills come email my pensions are direct deposit, friends and family are by phone text or email. About the only things in my mailbox are a bunch of flyers that 90% never get looked at but are useful as fire starters in the box stove.
Postiese your days are numbered. Shut up go back to work and say thanks for a job this weekend
yup..that about sums it up