12 Dad jokes

  1. Slightly peeved the makers of the shampoo, “Head and Shoulders” have not followed up with a body wash called, “Knees and Toes.”

    I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she called me up and told me I wouldn’t be able to make it.

    Never realised until today, that Karl Marx’s sister Onya, invented the starting pistol….

    Most people have 32 teeth and some have 4….It’s just simple meth.

    I just found out that my great grandfather was on the Titanic and as far as I know, he still is.

    You can turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
  1. When I won the world’s best doppelgänger competition I was beside myself.