You sound like that French guy; "Let them eat ribeye!" Or was that cake, I forget. Either way, better a hamburger than starving. :p
So suggest to me a Mopar alternative that is a RWD coupe that has an EFI V8, manual trans, AC, CC and ABS, costs less than $10K and doesn't weight 4200+ pounds. And note that "faster than..." wasn't a criteria.
And before you say "build one", remember that will cost far more than $10K and will take 5+ years and a minor engineering coup to make CC and ABS work.