Thanksgiving jokes, stories, giblets, whatever

On Thanksgiving we usually have 20 or more people come every year we have a few extra guests. Sooo when we have new people come-usually my kids or nephews friends come (in their twenties) I say the prayer and we all stand and say the pledge of allegiance. May not be funny to you, but give it a shot and see how the faces on the new people look so confused and stand up. Worked on National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
I put a little flag on the table.