Thanksgiving jokes, stories, giblets, whatever

We had Thanksgiving growing up at my maternal grandparent's house. GrandMollye and PawPaw. PawPaw had a 71 318 2 door hardtop swinger. The adults would all get the dining room and us younguns got the floor in GrandMollye's bedroom. She had these awesome cool burlap place mats. Nobody and I mean nobody has ever captured GrandMollye's dressin or sweet tea. Kitty has come close...her dressin is DANG near as good. But the sweet tea is a far cry. It's good, but it ain't GrandMollye's. Man I miss them folks.