Thanksgiving jokes, stories, giblets, whatever

My aunt Hattie always told the same old joke at Thanksgiving. We all finally just got to where we played along.
Aunt Hattie, while looking at the newspaper - "Well, it looks like Butterball has recalled all of the turkey's, so no Turkey and dressing today."

Us Kids, "Why Aunt Hattie?!?!" :rolleyes:

Aunt Hattie - "They forgot to butter their balls!"