$2000 to do your own brakes! F YOU Hyundai!!!

If someone gave me a Kia for free it would be sitting in my buddy's driveway that lives along a road that's better traveled than mine with a "for sale" sign in the window, within a 1/2 hour after they dropped it off here.
I occasionally do side work and I refuse to take on a Hyundai a Kia a Toyota a Honduh, Or a Nissan. Any year any model, needing anything.
Id LOVE to see a cash for clunkers equivalent but the rules would be that those brands (any year any model any condition) would be the only ones eligible, and in order to participate you had to buy a GM a Ford or a Mopar to replace it.