I have to drive 50 miles to the closest barber and only 2 barbers in town. One is a woman that does a shitty job and is ugly and keeps rubbing her hand across my leg. I'm serious here!
Other is a guy that is so picky he makes sure every hair is perfect.
I just want a decent haircut and not like restoring a car I'm ugly and just want my hair to be even on both sides and out of my face.