Is this normal, or am I really that sick?

I love driving my 75 Dart SE crew cab with the slant six and factory A/C! But you better be up to speed when you switch that A/C on! I agree with what you say, I laugh at all the Beemers and Lexi that I cruise by with their uuuuge car payments...
I've seen that car a time or 3..... Last time I believe it was waiting for a new harmonic balancer
Car looked like new
All the while wishing I had a pot to pizz in,
With enough money in it to talk to you about the 70 d200 parked nearby, the one with the utility bed