This is the future of cars I've warned everyone about

So I'm driving my 24 Grand Cherokee yeaterday and all of a sudden every code on the dash lights up. Less than 20k miles. Took it to the dealership today, they cant get me in til Feb 16th. Fortunately the vehicle still drives, but it constantly rings alarms. WTF

Yes, the 2024 Jeep Grand Cherokee features over-the-air (OTA) software updates to update its Uconnect 5 infotainment system and other vehicle software modules
Turn off over the air updates.

Here's how in a 2024 Cherokee according to AI.

"...turn off over-the-air (OTA) updates in a 2024 Jeep Cherokee, navigate to the Settings menu on your Uconnect infotainment system, select System Information, and disable the "Software Downloads over Wi-Fi" option. Ensuring the vehicle is not connected to a consistent Wi-Fi network prevents automatic downloads..."