Why am I here?

Only been to Canada once. Crossed over to Sarnia from some place in Michigan. Went to the casino and spent a roll of quarters. To tell you how “country come to town” I am, the little blonde waitress at the restaurant asked my wife and I if we were Americans. My very first thought, because she had absolutely no accent of any kind (I guess I thought she should sound French or something) was, yes, aren’t you? Silly me, and I didn’t say anything, but yeah, I did that. I’d love to go to Canada and just hang out for a week, some place not crowded, maybe a small town. Anyway, thanks for the welcome!