Got some real post whooers here!

AdamR: Who made that man a Member?
FASTBACK340: I did sir. He's my cousin.
AdamR: Who is he?
Xanth: He's an Postwhore sir.
AdamR: I know that! What's his name?
Xanth: That is his name sir. Postwhore, Major Postwhore!
AdamR: And his cousin?
Xanth: He's an Postwhore too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Ima Postwhore! :happy1: :D