Insults with class....

Those are witty.
I want to share one I heard live in person once. I dont know If he made it up but it struck me and stuck in my memory.
I questioned my bossman about his starring at a pretty sales lady.
He sais, "Yeah she was a doll alrght, except for the week eyes."
I presented my best dumbfounded look with a "Huh ?"
He said, "Opposite of crosseyed." pointed at the wall calender and said,
"She could stand on the 'W' and see both 'S"s"
R.I.P. Charlie Burdette