A New Porting Method

Ya `no... the longer I live, the more I believe that some dipsh!t actually did this..... You wouldn't BELIEVE what I see people doing to their Maxima's & 350's in the name of "performance" upgrades that roll into my dealership! They chip it, install cold air kits, cat-back exhaust, lightweight flywheels, and those ever impressive "ground distribution hubs" and then bolt on Pep-Boys aftermarket 22" rims that weight about 97 lbs. EACH and wonder why the car runs worst and handles like a shopping cart.

I actually believe there's MANY automotive Bevis & Buttheads out there under the hoods of poor, unsuspecting cars....


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Uh-Huh...Hey Bevis. I hear pouring bong water in your ECU is worth 40 HP...

Yeah! Yeah! Bong water! Yeah!

umm... I don't have any bong water.

Just use toliet water. Tastes the same....

<sigh...> Yes, they're out there.

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And while were on the topic of people who managed to dodge a coat hanger while in the fetis:

I watched a co-worker (a jerky Kid...) take a rubber mallet to his bike and BASH HIS GAS TANK FLAT on top so he can sit on it while doing wheelies, with his feet hanging over the handlebars.

BTW: His cast just off 2 weeks ago after he dumped it while doing wheelies.....

If he survives overnight and we have another mild day and he brings it in I'll snap a picture with my phone.