What's in your "Bad day bag?"

The concept of the "Bad Day Bag" is something I'm sure we've all thought of. It's a bag of any size, usually a duffel, you carry in the trunk of your car that contains the bare essentials. I started carrying one because I never knew when I was going to be stuck in the middle of nowhere overnight and I figured it was a good idea to have some spare stuff, "just in case".

So, with that in mind here's what in my "Bad Day Bag"

-two blankets
-Change of clothes
-Change of shoes
-two bottles of water
-road flares
-socket wrench set
-Med Kit
-OBD2 Code reader
-Jumper Cables
-Condoms
-Glock 19 with Black Talon Ammo, with paperwork
-K-bar fighting knife
-Wire snips
-Duct tape
-Magnesium/Flint Stick
-Lighter
-1 roll toilet paper
-Hammer
-2 flashlights
-1 quart motor oil
-60 feet climbing rope

I just thought it would be amusing to see what everyone has in their trunk.