New Holiday For Men

Sounds really good, Xcptshnl1! I've been hoping for a long time that this kind of holiday would be created in order to honor men and their accomplishments. But tell me, are any variations on the standard theme allowed? For example, would it be OK to change it to "Steak, missionary and shut the **** up", or maybe "Steak, doggie and shut the **** up"? Different strokes for different folks, you know!