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My daughter didn't have a movement for four days during potty training. I was told by a nurse to go to the drug store and buy something called a Fleet enima. Apparently, the composition of this fluid forces the body to have a movement.

Anyway, my wife was out of town on business, so I manned-up and did it. Within 20 minutes, she had filled up four diapers.

She's 16 now and I tell this story everytime she brings home a boy I don't like. I guess I'm hoping it will be some form of birth control for her.

Your doctor is a quack.