WHOA!!! WHOA!!! WHOA!!! When the hell did the stapling of the ins/tracking info to my forehead bit come about? I will go as far as duct taping it to my forehead but stapling is definitely out! ;-)
Please see post #33 at the bottom, Terms and conditions ,Section DB15 clause. states
I will allow for tracking and insurance papers to be stapled to my head to insure proper and timely delivery off such said parts and contents, to insure deliver is "Actually" delivered and not lost, stolen, misplaced, forgotten,shipped to china,Iraq, or other forign country,sold twice,three times, or are just make believe.