Mopar vs Rice

i don't care for rice burners but i do drive toyota camry and tacoma as daily vehicles till duster is complete. the problem that rises with these rice burners is that none of the kids that drive them don't want to get their hands dirty enough to make their cars actually worthwhile. i remember when i used to work at jiffy lube when i first started driving and a kid had some honda crx blabbing about how he is going to put a CAI on to make his pos faster.