Why did I do it?

It is a sickness... Unfortunetly, I'm stricken with the same ailment. I live in a neighborhood with a 2 car garage and about 1/3 an acre of ground. This is what I've managed to collect (so far...):

68 Dart (440 project)
69 Superbee
68 Charger
2x73 Dusters (one for parts)
73 Cuda (in my bro's garage)
89 Ramcharger - everyday driver right now
05 300c the wife drives the nice car
98 Mercury (was the everyday, but needs a new timing belt)


I seriously look, almost on a daily basis, for good deals on Ebay or internet forums for more cars - My wife WILL kill me one of these days...