Gear Vendors in but big engine problems

How can a brand new pro built motor **** the bed on me? The worst is running through my head right now. My dipstick has a gash in it and doesnt want to drop in the pan easy. Could it be a busted pickup? WTF I have way too much coin in this thing for it to be blown up.

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"Someone make me feel better".

Well, at least you didn't seize it. That would have been a bummer. :)