HELP- need ideas fast!!!!!!
Without the ability to roll the chassis, you are looking at a dead lift situation. All the great advice above is do-able by anybody with a little know-how. Think, draw, and think again. Remember, weight x arm = moment. Make it stable because you will be pushing and pulling on the car.
I am planning to do the same thing to work underneath my Barracuda. I want to be able to sit underneath it on a rolling stool without banging my head. I plan to lift it with my engine hoist; front, then back.