viper or corvette??? Which do I buy

Viper, man. What does it for me is having something with 10 cylinders; you never see a car with 10 cylinders unless it's some exotic Euro car. They're also soooo much more sinister and bad-***; comparing a Vette to a Viper is like comparing a '68 Charger R/T to a Camaro SS. Don't forget you don't see Vipers themselves very often.