Todays rant

If I catch that little bastard his nuts are going to be kicked up his....nose.

Jesus John, if you don't calm down you're going to sieze up on us, take my advice and "go to your happy place and play with Mr. Happy", "think happy thoughts John", if you haven't been lately GET LAID, I know it works for me.

Hold it what's that I hear behind you, it's that furry little bastard heading for the interior of your car, no doubt going to chew on your wiring harness,

Quick John get the shotgun before he gets there and blow the little bastards brains out.

There there John don't you feel better in "your happy place".

Terry:evil2::evil2::evil2: