Little prick turfed my yard last night.

Try doing what they did on the movie The Cowboy Way with Woody Harrelson and Kiefer Sutherland. Kidnap the little s#&t and take him to a kiddie zoo. Tie him to a fence and grab a suckling calf from momma cow, drop the dudes drawers and let nature take its couse. Like they said in the movie, "it will feel good for about a minute'. This guy will never come even close to your home again!!!!