Little prick turfed my yard last night.

Buy several cans of aircraft strip, pour into plastic baggies, and wait for nightfall. The plastic bags will pop open upon impact and the stripper will spread out and do it's job.

Our you can just pull the little **** out of his car and grind him into chop meat....




Call the cops and let them do their thing. Better that you ending up in the clink!!
Remember what goes around comes around. He'll get his. But...if you do the aircaraft strip,...you've got a Barracuda, he's got a piece of sh#t.
Well, you do the math.

Of course if you happen to see him in around the neigborhood, and you happen to pull him out of the car, have a nice conversation with him about your lawn, punch him a few times,
that might do it too!!