Little prick turfed my yard last night.

Personally liked your first plan,but my wife would have done the same thing. You and I have similar tempers.

Heres an idea. His car is nice and low. Line the edge of your lawn with decorative boulders. Dig them in a bit so thier nice and solid,kinda like an ice berg where only the tip is showing. That should tear his gay little ricer to ratshit.