Little prick turfed my yard last night.

Put his house on Craigslist telling people that it is going to get torn down so everything is free. Some pissed off exroom mate did that in Tacoma, WA and when the lady got home from work all that was left was the foundation of her house.
No, no, no. I guess you didn't see the news story about someone doing that very thing. Not only are they being sued for pretty much everything they own but jail time is considered as likely.