Little prick turfed my yard last night.

2shelbys said
No, no, no. I guess you didn't see the news story about someone doing that very thing. Not only are they being sued for pretty much everything they own but jail time is considered as likely.

I did see the news story, I saw the house it was only 3 blocks from my friends house thats where I got the idea.

You could wait for him to drive by with his window down and then spray him with a super soaker filled with piss.