Skirts are on!

"wounder" how they'd look ? You just answered your own question - you want to castrate a car - fender skirts, curb feelers, AAA bumper stickers, etc. It's like puttin a tutu on an Alaskan king crab fisherman - something's just not right with that. Sorry, I don't get it, I mean it's kinda curious looking for about 20 seconds, then it's just plain ugly. Get a "time-out doll" and call it done.