Old Guys are Helpful...

I was in Home Depot on Saturday pushing my cart around when
I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that I'm looking for my wife,
I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.

The young guy says, That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, 'Well, shes 24,tall, with blonde hair,
big blue eyes, long legs,big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

Most Old Guys are helpful like that.