The Date

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.

When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you,
I'm a hooker.''

The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay.
He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.

After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now.
I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''