The Date

Good one.

A "man of the world" just married a very demure and shy young lady. On their first night together, he decided to teach her about sex. As she sat on the bed in the hotel room, he took off his clothes and pointed to his dork.

"First things first", he said to her, "what is this?"

She replied with a blush, "Well, that's a wee-wee."

"Nope, this is a dick and you better not forget it."

She replied, "Listen pal, I've seen plenty of dicks, but that's a wee-wee."