The Date

Sort of reminds me of a coule who's getting married, but being fairly old-fashioned, they've decided to abstain completely until their wedding night. Needless to say, she was a bit scared about what was going to happen, so he tells her that he's hung like a newborn baby, which sets her mind at ease. After the wedding, they finally get alone, and she asks to see it...so he unzips and *THUMP* there it is.:shock: She gasps in shock and says "I thought you were hung like a newborn baby?!?!", to which he replies "I am...that's 23 inches, 6 pounds 11 ounces!"