ricers making me mad, need help!

I've got a kid who lives beside me who has a ratty accord and a ratty CRX who revs the crap out them when leaving his house, burning more oil than fuel.
I like to think of those rides as not so much having mechanical faults, but they're running a 2-stroke powerplant for extra-awesome tire-shredding horsepower. ;-) I see that crap running around here and just know that the only thing that's been done to the car in 175,000 miles is the stupid Maxwell House can that threatens to drag on the road.