"Custom Paint" Barracuda!

Years ago I worked with a guy who came in to work one Monday and announced he'd painted his 340 Duster over the weekend. Was originally Plum Crazy and was now silver.
Well, we all went out to see his paintjob and one of the older guys I worked with finally said, "What'd you do? Pour paint in a sock and swing it around your head?"
Turned out he painted it with a spray attachment to his house vacuum cleaner! Painted over the stripes, the Duster logos, everything. I was kinda surprised he bothered to mask off the trim around the windows and covered the tires! It was a mess, but he loved it. And he never did fix it beyond that.