Problem with my dipstick!

Aaron recently bought a brand new dipstick for his 360, and I thought it a bit odd that the tube was absolutely straight. There's a fuel pump and alternator smack in the way. I figured we would have to bend it to fit, but apparently we bent it too much. Now the dipstick won't hardly slide into the tube, and when it does, it forces the stick to take on a curved arch shape that I know won't accurately measure the proper oil level in the pan.

Are there any correctly bent dipsticks available somewhere? If not, do you have one I might buy?

Thanks,
Jerry