Oil Change Directions

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Drive to Jiffy Lube, wait while pimply kid changes oil, sipping your coffee. Pay the $20.00 and drive away feeling smug that you didn't spend $4500.00 like your neighbor Bubba. So smug, in fact, that you don't notice the shiney stripe of oil uncoiling behind your car caused by the oil plug left loose by the pimple-faced kid falling out, until it is brought to your attention by the red idiot light blaring in your eyes as your motor bucks and wheezes out it's death rattle, right up to the point where it seizes.....
Coffee- $1.00
Oil change- $20.00
Cab fare- $30.00
tow fee- $60.00
Exchange engine- $3000.00
Installation- $850.00
Fluids, misc- $30.00
Cab fare to shop- $60.00
Lost wages-3 days $300.00
Total cost- $4351.00
Enjoy your coffee!!