Oil Change Directions

You forgot some steps for the women
While waiting for car
find outfit in magazine
$50 gas looking for outfit
$150 for outfit
$50 shoes to go with outfit
$75 new handbag to go with outfit
$75 new hairdo to go with new outfit
$25 parking ticket to get to the new outfit without walking
$2500 for new motor when jiffy lube guy doesn't tighten oil plug
Total $2900 plus oil change