That thing-a-ma-jig what-cha-ma-call-it do-dad list

Red neck pin stripes: scratches down the side of a pick-up made by tree limbs.
Curb check: bumping the curb with the front wheel/rim while parking ( wife does that ALOT)
Kidney Crusher: name for a hardtail bike
Ball buster: sport bike.
Exploder: ford explorer
buzz saw or chain saw: name for a 2 stroke bike.
Screaming metal death trap: what my oldest daughter calls my duster.
One wheel wonder: car with open pumpkin