That thing-a-ma-jig what-cha-ma-call-it do-dad list

Carolina socket set - crescent wrench
Georgia overdrive - coasting downhill
Oklahoma credit card - siphon hose
binders, anchor - brakes
Rustang, Rust-clang - Mustang
Thermobog - ThermoQuad
Slug - piston
*** gasket - paper liner for toilet seat
Hemorrhoid with a Polaroid - Police with radar
Spanner - open end wrench
Hauling post holes - running a truck without a load
Drophead - convertible
Oil burner - diesel
Fogger - gasoline powered car burning oil
Brain bucket - helmet
"friendly" persuasion - excessive force
Fix or Repair Daily, Found on Road Dead - Ford
Fix it again, Tony - Fiat
Chrome horn - front bumper
Sticking a leg out of bed - Putting a con rod through the engine block
Bumpstick - camshaft
Parking, Submarine races - amorous/erotic encounters with dates in cars (back when interiors were big enough that you didn't need to be a gymnast to do it. [Best use of C-body back seat ever!])
Row - frequently shift (transmission)
Pneumonia hole - rolled down window in the winter
Cooler - Area behind A-body fresh air doors in winter. Good for single bottles.