Would suck to get spanked by this guy.

As one guy put it so nicely, after having to endure 15 kids in their fart-piped imports leaving the local hangout......

Racing a ricer car is like running in the Special Olympics.... no matter how fast you may think you are, your still retarded.

No offense meant to anybody with special needs. The Special Olympics is a great organization and I have volunteered a bunch of my time with them.