Marriage

You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable,

Or get married and wish you were dead.


A young son asked,

'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa ?

A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'

Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'


First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'

Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'