Jimmy Jones

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?'


'Tammie give it to me.' Bubba replied.


'She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'?
?

'Well, Jimmy Jones,
let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6,
in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'


So I took the truck!'
'Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!'