Stupid people

There's a guy I work with who's the authority on everything. No matter what somebody's talking about, he knows more about it than anybody else and will talk your ear off about it until you're so sick of hearing from him you just want to punch him until he stops talking. We all know somebody like this, right?

The other day he mentioned how he just sold his '70 Road Runner GT. GT?

So I asked him about the GT. GTX, maybe? No, it was a 1 year only option, very few cars left the factory with the "GT" package.

What engine, I asked? 440, of course. Oh, the "440 hemi" I asked? Of course, it had the ultra-rare, race-only 440 hemi option.

What carbs on it, I asked. 3 x 2 barrels or 3 x 4 barrels? Of course it had that other rare option, the 12 pack. 3 x 4 barrel holley carbs.

Must've been one hell of a car, with that hemi headed 440 and 12 barrels on top!