halloween...moustache

Here's a good moustache idea..........I think

That was done last year by someone.
Here is the deal, I supervise a public pool, so **** stars are out, and so is hitler or bin laden, so it has to be creative, but not below the belt.

below is what I look like right now. not the best pic
I was thinking Luigi, or wolvorine. but they aren't that funny. Got to have it for this Friday...70's cop maybe?