Am I crazy?? Addicted??

well, my fellow addict.......you are not alone. just a few short years ago i was just a middle age guy bored out of my mind.
then...i picked up a Mopar Muscle Mag.......that was all she wrote. i went from none to 7 mopars and 4 X brands (Got them cheap) so 10 total and i have my eyes on 2 more Mopars. my wifey hates me......i have had to hide a few from her and fireworks will fly on Turkey Day when we go over to my moms and she sees my 71 Scamp sitting in her driveway. (and an X Brand) so two total. i also, make up little fibs to buy car parts and have then sent to my office so she doesn't find out......very sad.. my friends think i am stupid and just laugh. soooo, you my friend are not alone. hang in there. but there is a cure you know..??? if we just buy everything up there will be no more to sneak around and try to buy. and i too am on a super tight budget. my addiction is fueled by buying car parts and selling them for a little profit or trading to get what need. anyone else as addicted as us?