1976 wife

My first wife (26 yrs marriage) decided she wanted to be single,
OK buy me out....she went into dept to do just that, I got money
and freedom at the same time.

Got ya' beat. Back in the mid-'80s, my ex ('50 model) decided she wanted her youth again and walked out for a younger guy and drugs. I ended up with the house, the kids, the race car, and child support from her! She never paid the child support so took her back to court a couple years later and got her and new hubbys tax returns and her wages garnished. All worked out great!!!