Well, another reason to skip Wal-Mart

Orangecrush - Dang 'bro, beat me to it. You described the couple next door to a tee. Big difference between a wet Lab in a duck boat next to me at sunrise (with a warm cup of coffee and a hot-barreled Beretta), and a foofoo mutt in a man-bag (or hairy sweatshirt). To each his own.