Where's Harold?? Spitfire Headers

Man, if I called the cops on everyone who threatened me, or had the cops called on me for everytime I threatened someone, I would have had a pretty miserable life. I really doubt that either of them is going to fly or drive however far it is between them to fight. If I was a judge and got a case that "someone threatened to kick my a$$ on the internet from 1500 miles away"... well, I'd be pretty disgusted in what the county's coming to.